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Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Horse Would Totally Rule
 By Polo the Weirdo   •   17th Jan 2014   •   3,572 views   •   5 comments
Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Horse Would Totally Rule

1. Abundance of carrots means super night vision.

2. Stepping on feet calls for a far more colourful reaction from the victim.

3. No chance of icky vomiting, even while suffering from flu or catching an unexpected glimpse of Justin Bieber.

4. No more shame from being the same species as Justin Bieber.

5. A horse has no obligation to care when being told to ‘lay off Justin Bieber’.

6. No jumping and prancing around when there’s no toilet nearby. Just squat it and drop it.

7. Farting in public is totally acceptable as long as you mask it with an extravagant buck.

8. No more five second rule. You can eat off the floor all day long if you want to!

9. You have your own personal chiropractor, masseuse, physiotherapist, ‘clothes’ fitter, pedicurist and dentist, and you don’t have to pay for any of it.

10. ‘But there was a fly on me’ is a perfectly valid excuse to get away with murder. Literally.
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Aslans Roar  
I like #1, #3, #4, #6 (lol), #7 (lol), #8, #9 and best of all #10 :D xD
  Jan 18, 2014  •  4,397 views
 
Always  
I wanna be a horse! :D
  Jan 18, 2014  •  4,242 views
 
Dashwood  
This.
This makes me happy. :)
It's so hilarious. Such a great article!!
  Jan 18, 2014  •  4,251 views
 
laoise conway  
I think the best thing about being a horse is ppl come to you rub you and tell you how great you are :D
  Feb 3, 2014  •  3,520 views
 
SimbaAya  
This just made my day. I can't stop laughing....

...you do realize there was a petition on whitehouse.gov that reached well over 100,000 signatures...

...aimed at revoking Beiber's green card and FORBIDDING HIM ENTRANCE into the US?

And that it only needed 100,000 to get brought up in the white house?
  Feb 18, 2014  •  3,367 views
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